My Upstairs Mixup

I once looked at a hedge

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Shamelessly fluffy Valentine-ish fic, late as usual: Going Bananas

nemeton:

I writted a fing! It’s a bit late for its original Valentine’s Day prompt, in fact it’s over two years late, but I hope that those of you who are into fluffy domestic fluff (and I know some of you are!) will enjoy it despite its manifest shortcomings.

Concrit welcome, as ever. There is always room for improvement!

Filed under reblogging one more time fluffitty fluff fluff fluff I don't seem to be able to do gritty realism at the moment or smut either

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Shamelessly fluffy Valentine-ish fic, late as usual: Going Bananas

nemeton:

I writted a fing! It’s a bit late for its original Valentine’s Day prompt, in fact it’s over two years late, but I hope that those of you who are into fluffy domestic fluff (and I know some of you are!) will enjoy it despite its manifest shortcomings.

Concrit welcome, as ever. There is always room for improvement!

Filed under reblogging for different time zones the mighty boosh fan fiction stuff i wrote howince fluff

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cyd-the-cynical asked: at what age did you first get off with a man? first time with a woman?

poundyoulikeyesterdaysbeef:

Oh, this is a tough one!  I have lied about my age so often, I’m not sure if I’ll be thirty this year or next year.  Probably next year.

Anyway, when I was growing up in the fifties, I was taught that a woman should be ashamed of her sexual desires.  My first steps into the world of physical love were timid and fearful.  There was a kiss behind the bleachers, holding hands between classes, a handjob on the bus but I didn’t dare go all the way.

Until I met the man of my dreams.  He was tall, dark and handsome, with shifty little eyes and a porn-stache.  He told me he was dirty like an old shoe, and he was right!  He awakened the woman in me, and I’ve never looked back.  That’s right, as far as I’m concerned, Howard Moon took my virginity.  Although he never pierced my flesh with his rod of love, he pierced my heart.  I’ll never speak of what happened between us (not as long as his bitch girlfriend, Vince, is threatening to come after me) but it was the first time I really knew the power of physical love.

The first time I got off with a woman was in college, same as everybody.

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heartrachel:

agedbeaster:

peacockbluey:

derangedbutterfly:

gothicmarmite:

thistroubledmindofmine:

CASTLE HOWARD by robin denton on Flickr.

Family residence of Lord Moon, the last of the line. Now he lives in the East wing with only a few servants; the better to hide his passionate affair with the gorgeous young footman, Vince, from the rest of the world.

Howard and the Hellfire Club 
Set in England during the 1740’s. Howard is a gentleman and Vince his servant.  A libertine and an innocent… 

THANK YOU!!!!! I knew I’d read a fic with that plot!
And if memory serves, it is exceptionally kinky, too…

I started reading it and I was like, “oh, this seems like it’s going to be quite interest—COCK? ALREADY?”
Some writers just get right down to business.

How have I never read this?! It’s quite…intriguing. Dicks doth touch, indeed.

heartrachel:

agedbeaster:

peacockbluey:

derangedbutterfly:

gothicmarmite:

thistroubledmindofmine:

CASTLE HOWARD by robin denton on Flickr.

Family residence of Lord Moon, the last of the line. Now he lives in the East wing with only a few servants; the better to hide his passionate affair with the gorgeous young footman, Vince, from the rest of the world.

Howard and the Hellfire Club 

Set in England during the 1740’s. Howard is a gentleman and Vince his servant.  A libertine and an innocent… 

THANK YOU!!!!! I knew I’d read a fic with that plot!

And if memory serves, it is exceptionally kinky, too…

I started reading it and I was like, “oh, this seems like it’s going to be quite interest—COCK? ALREADY?”

Some writers just get right down to business.

How have I never read this?! It’s quite…intriguing. Dicks doth touch, indeed.

(via azurfemme)

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